Ming

Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.

Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.

by swartkat April 26, 2012

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like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish

my bitch's minge smells like an oyster

by Jake De-Leardy May 04, 2003

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(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.

-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)

-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)

-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)

by xtrix May 25, 2006

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The best friend a girl could ask for. She will be there for your times in need and is always there to help you. Never give her up, or you will suffer a great loss. Love you lots!

And Minge said,” Back in my day, we had fish mowers.”

by emchemm April 16, 2019

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