milf 

mother id like to fuck.

well, britney spears for instance is americans milf

milf by duker00lz May 16, 2006

MILF 

Mother(s) I'd Love (to) Fuck
Pretty Woman attached to a youngster

The MILF at the primary school sports day was the best I've seen.

MILF by Nosht May 9, 2006

milf 

The step beyond dank. Amazing.

-Isn't that popcorn dank?
-Yeah man, you know what, its actually milf! Milf popcorn!

milf by IrisG January 10, 2008

MILF 

1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.

2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"

3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)

It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.

MILF by D351 January 31, 2007

milf 

a older woman, young boys want to get it on with. In the past, has been referred to as " mother id like to fuck"

Fred: Bob, your mom is so hot !
Bob : Hey man, thats my mom. Watch your mouth.
Fred : Im sorry Bob. I cant help it if your mom is a total milf.
Bob : Whats that supposed to mean ?
Fred : It means i would hit that

milf by Boofo-onda September 19, 2010

MILF 

In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.

My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !

MILF by DMNY July 8, 2006

milf 

Moro Islamic Liberation Front, it's a Muslim separatist rebel group located in Southern Philippines. The MILF was first centred around the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF), formed in the late 1960s following the Jabidah Massacre.The group demanded the formation of an independent Moro Islamic state and took part in terrorist attacks and assassinations to promote their ideas. The central government rejected this demand and sent troops into Moroland to maintain order. The MILF was formed in 1981 when Salamat Hashim and his followers split from the MNLF, due to the MNLF's reluctance to launch an insurgency against the Philippine government forces and movements towards a peace agreement.

Dang, that MILF has gone wild lately!

milf by 0rph3us July 28, 2007