Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.

I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

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standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 14, 2013

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brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 20, 2011

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Quizon Method

Any outstanding result achieved that can't be explained how it occured. Close to a miraculous result.

Me: "I didn't do any work and my exam came back as a high distinction"

Friend: "How the fuck did you do that?
Me: "The Quizon Method"

"I've had sex with Charlie Sheen like a hundred times and am clean as a baby thanks to the Quizon Method"

By using the Quizon Method, Bruno Mars achieved international fame despite being a short Filipino with a bad 'fro.

by Prof. Dan Gliebols MBBS, BMed January 24, 2020

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