military medical

Another word for a loop hole in the universe where nothing happens and everyone is crambed together; A medical practice about as safe as rubbing your face on someones std's.

I wanted to die, so instead of going to a regular medical, i went to a military medical.

by sawder April 28, 2008

medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.

MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."

by psiscott May 10, 2006

medical loser

a loser with serious/chronic medical problems.

if your a doctor you have seen this guy in your office.
taxpayers speend lots of money on medical losers.
in the united states of america no person gives a shit about medical losers. medical losers most the time have no cure for the serious /chronic medical problem that they have. it could be well know or not. sometimes the medical problems that a medical loser has a cure. but the loser has no money/health insurance or the doctor cant give a shit.

hey medical loser the doctor is ready to see you.
the loser walks in to his office.
doctor tor your a medical loser with serious/chronic medical problems
i could just shot you to make your life easy .
but maybe to save money. you could just shot yourself.

by name real your use Don't. January 8, 2011

Medical Fact

When someone knows they are incorrect about how the body deals with forgien ailments, they cite that it is a medical fact to prove that they know what they are talking about and everyone else is uneducated.

Girl: You cant get the same cold twice
Guy: Ummm. yeah you can.
Girl: No, its a Medical Fact!
Guy: Sounds like a Wikipedia Fact...

by acidonion December 30, 2010

mexicali

Derogatory term used by African-American community to refer to someone of Mexican decent.

My daughter ain't dating no mexicali

by Shaneera December 3, 2007

Mexicalian

Half Mexican Half Italian. He can run over the boarder and still lead the italian mofia. There are only 5 mexicalians in the world. if your one of them, your probibly gay.

Miguel that mexicalian likes to run over the boarder and throw people in rivers. :)

by Miguel Abooboo July 15, 2007

medical emergency!

when one runs out of medical marijuana

Bob: what's wrong,why are you so distraught
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino

orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney.....
Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!

it is a medical emergency!!!!

p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.

by tetrahydroC September 9, 2011