mcbroom

A person with an abnormally large and square head. Has a tendancy to fall over as his/her body cannot handle the sheer weight of 'the head'. Often seen obstructing the entire view of televisions.

A: "Oh my days look how abnormally large and square that dude's head is..."
B: "Total mcbroom."

by normal-size April 30, 2008

Meronia

Mello x Near.

Literally the best ship in Death Note.

Person 1: Meronia is my OTP.
Person 2: Immaculate taste.

by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm April 10, 2021

trust me bro

r/twoxchromosomes’ most reliable source.

r/twoxchromosomes user: I saw this reddit post earlier and it was utterly misogynistic

me: can you tell me where you found this?
r/twoxchromosomes user: trust me bro

by io_vox February 3, 2023

don't tase me bro

What a rude, camera hogging hippie screams when the cops put a couple thousand volts through his sorry ass when he won't comply. One such hippie, Andrew Meyer, immortalized these very words when cops at the University of Florida zapped the SOB cause he refused to leave when told to. Rather than follow the rules for the discussion, Meyer used profane words, which he knew would result in the mic being cut off, so he could grab a few lines for his lame-ass online rants. He's more of a tabloid style journalist than a proper one, the type that has to create news instead of reporting it. Anyone who says he wasn't resisting the cops hasn't seen the video. Jumping up and down like a fucking jack rabbit(or in his case, jack ass) and trying to force your way back to the mic isn't what you would call cooperative behavior. End result: one slightly crispy hippie. Questioning authority is a good thing, but doing it just for it's own sake and the chance to get attention is a waste of air and taking up the time for legitimate anti-establishment people.

Cops: Sir you need to leave.
Me: fuck you im exercising my right to free speech so i can get attention and pussy from the hippie chicks.
(cop pulls out taser)
Me: Oh shit!!! Don't tase me bro!

by Eviljack78 October 15, 2007

Meron

The most sexy person who will run you over with her minivan and steal your identity.

I’m creaminggg there’s a meron!!

by Bigbiddy November 22, 2021

Lyz Merola

Lyz is a great friend. She's witty, cute, and charismatic. On top of that, she's goth, which is a plus in my book. Ignore what the cunt above said.

Lyz is awesome. You suck cock if you disagree.

by Ian R. January 18, 2005

McBroom

When your ball sack skin gets all loose and stretched out because you have been in the bath for a long time.

Dude I was in the hottub for like an hour but when we got out she saw my McBroom and freaked out.

by annonnnnnnnnn December 7, 2011