Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.

Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.

by Ian Crampton January 24, 2017

singing a duet with the mayor

To miss a person real or fictional

"I miss them so much I'm singing a duet with the mayor!"

by Dale Horgan September 2, 2021

Super Mayor

A title self-declared by Tiffany Henyard to describe her successful term as mayor of the suburban village of Dolton, Illinois.

"My water bill is too high and my small business is sinking" - helpless civilian
"Don't Worry, I, your Super Mayor, will lower future bills and keep small businesses afloat!" - Tiffany Henyard

by tiffanyhenyard#1fan March 26, 2024

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.

If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.

by Newspaperer March 2, 2008

Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008

the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020