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Matty Tayler

by Daddy888 March 11, 2021
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Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....
Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”
by Booridley March 10, 2020
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Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.
Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!
by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009
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matty ice

matty ice can be a nickname for boys named Matt or Matthew, but boys with this nickname are pretty goated and they are normally really nice, but when he is mad he is going too mad and does not care much about what you have to say, he will trust you if you are close with him and he is hard to choice(doesn't know what to say or do is confused)
but guys with this nickname you will be lucky to be friends or more than that with him.
girl 1: im going out with matt

girl 2 : matty ice, LUCKY ASF
by audriiiii January 25, 2022
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Mattis mamma

Super thicc sexy young milf lady with mega dumpy.
by BigBulten April 5, 2022
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Matti Bravo

Matti Bravo is very kind, sweet, and has a great sense of style. She has the BEST comebacks and don't ever get on her bad side. She's super talented at sports and in academics but she can be insecure.
Person 1: Matti the baddieeee.
Person 2: YEA AND MATTI BRAVO SO TALENTED
by BADDIE February 24, 2021
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matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags
"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"
by loomisme September 27, 2023
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