Maxting

Mass Text Messaging

Friend one: Hey, I just received a generic text from you
Friend two: Sorry, I was maxting

by Rhody_Matt August 7, 2009

Matingle

That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.

Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!

by donteattirestheytastebad May 3, 2011

Mustings

A collective term for unspecified trappings or contents.

May also mean unclean or unkempt.

Check out this bag of dece mustings!

by C-Rizzle_Rx September 10, 2011

Wal-Marting

Loitering at Wal-Mart.

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"

by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

menstrual mashing

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.

Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

cunt masking

the act of a woman sitting on your face

Guy: Damn bitch I almost suffocated last night during that cunt masking

Girl: I told you two taps on my ass if you wanted to stop

Guy: Don't worry, I'll use a snorkel next time

by Casey T. DJ homie dangerous November 8, 2007

Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013