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manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.
I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.
by Smoothie April 14, 2005
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manifest destiny

A half-baked thoery that the USA could do as the fuck it liked. In practise, it got land and the begginings of an empire by paying for it before it started a revolution against the European powers that owned it. When the USA did try and annex Canada, a small number of the British army and a few thousand Canadians beat off the United States, leaving ti with the option of the treaty of Ghent, which didn't give them any land concessions (as opposed to the British-Canadian forces, which never intended to make any, so handed back all taken land without grudge) nor did it make either side any richer. As a courtesy, the Royal navy ended impressing.


When the united states wanted to start an empire, it went after a weakened spanish empire, which was on the brink of freeing itself. When the USA again attempted imperialism in south america, it was having a little trouble with fallen power Spain, so decided to pay $20,000,000 to buy a few POS nations that would have revolted in a few years anyway. Wow, isn't that clever? Obviously, these places have since gained independance. Quite possibly the worst empire ever...
Manifest destiny was retarded. Why didn't the US try conquering outer space instead?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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maize

Maize means "Bread" in Latvian.
Karsta maize = Hot bread
Maize ar sieru = Bread with cheese
by vanetz August 17, 2004
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Manizer

The female equivalent of a womanizer. A girl who pretends to love men and mean it but really she just wants them for her own selfish purposes and will say anything they can to make sure they sound bad. See Taylor Swift
Guy #1: Did Taylor Swift break up with her boyfriend again?!?
Guy #2: Yeah. She also just released a song potraying HIM as the bad guy and is telling everybody that it was HIS fault, which anyone with half a brain wouldn't believe.
Guy #1: What a manizer!
by Keep On Truckin' Peepz August 9, 2015
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Maïzed

Lazy hot. When a guy looks like he can steal your girl, impregnate her, and make you pay child support, without even trying.
Emily: Alex is so maïzed
Hannah: I know! The way he looked at me today gave me a sensory overload
by sexytoasteroven July 30, 2019
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Manifest destiny

A belief more ridiculous than Christianity

Or in normal people words, the belief that an arrogant piece of shit colonist can take over the land of native Americans because the piece of shit colonist is fucking arrogant.
Colonist: give me your land
Native dude: nah fuck you

Colonist: HOW DARE YOU! I have manifest destiny on my side!
Native dude: I wonder how you’ll react when hitler does a similar thing but instead of keeping the equal part of us he kills them.
Colonist: who the fuck are you talking about
by Absolutely really correct June 24, 2020
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Manifest Destiny

When you shit and cum at the same time. You were destined to do this, this is a turning point in your life. This is a message, do not take it lightly.
by Shizen December 1, 2020
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