Manful

When a man is more of a handful than the kids when he's sick.

I can't believe how much of a manful he was last night. You'd think his cold was the plague.

by docstallis May 13, 2016

Manfixing

When a Man explains to a Woman how to fix her problem when she did not ask for a solution

Her: "It is a pain, <insert issue here>

Him, assuming <issue> is a problem that needs fixing: "All you have to do is <insert solution here>"

Her, in a sarcastic tone: "Thanks for manfixing my issue"

by Chewbyka February 14, 2017

manfuck

Sex performed by a man with another man or woman.

(Male or Female)I am going out tonight hunting for a manfuck.
Penetration with a penis, not a toy, carried out by a man on either sex.

by Nuttier July 31, 2006

manferno

the almighty hammerwolf who can consistently drink better than your mother... when it is highly doubted, manferno will follow through once again, time after time.

surfer dude: dude that hammerwolf is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet

by coalition of virginity October 12, 2004

Manfant

Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.

1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?

2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...

3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.

by waarlok May 12, 2011

Manfleshed

When a man penetrates any orifice of another persons body with his penis.

This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."

Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.

"Dude, I manfleshed that chick over there.

by swimp May 17, 2009

manfish

When a person has the characteristics of a man, or a fish, or even possibly both. It can be used in many cases, such as describing an ugly girlfriend.

person #1- Dude, i cant tell if corys gf looks like a man or a fish.

person #2- i cant tell either. i think she looks like both.

person #1- ok, we'll call her manfish then.

person #2- ok. sounds good to me dude.

Person #1- *walks past corys gf* *cough* manfish *cough*

by wootwootdoodleydootbiatch July 10, 2010