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Goodbye Marathon

1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.

2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.
At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:

You: "Okay bye"

Them: "later"

You: "Ciao"

Them: "Take care"

You: "Have a good day"

Them: "Until next time"

You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"
by SeeDaveJump April 2, 2010
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poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...
"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!
by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011
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ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.
Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you
by jaketherunner January 6, 2012
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Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.
Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.
by jack the ripper April 11, 2012
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alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 January 31, 2018
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manlationship

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.
Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.
by Colto22 May 18, 2009
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