Maintenance hole

Snowflake generation changed an inanimate object to be gender neutral. Manhole hurts feelings.

A manhole, AKA sewer lid in pavement, has the word ‘man’ which is sexist and inappropriate. Please call it a Maintenance hole going forward.

by HRS33 July 21, 2019

Down For Maintenance

This bot's favorite thing to do!

".ud sus"
"Down For Maintenance"
"AHHHHHHH"

by cheemswea June 10, 2022

Maintenancier

A posh word for an average job.

Walter squandered his vast inheritance and was forced to become a dishwasher maintenancier.

by whattingh December 2, 2020

maintenance wipe

A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.

I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less

by Lunchbox Sandwitch July 18, 2009

high maintenance

one who is invited to attend a party and sits alone and does not socialize with the known and unknown.

you are being high maintenance sitting over there the couch
by yourself.

by drunken muskrat April 14, 2006

Medium Maintenance

A woman that claims they are not high maintenance, but really is.

Uggg....these six inch heels are so medium maintenance.

by Cendre March 22, 2017

High Maitenanced

Sum1 who only buys brand name clothes, teases poorer ppl, makes fun of ppl who r smart and buy reasonable priced clothes, inlove with makeup more than anything, thinks they are on fuckin MTV!!!!!wen theyre not!!!!

biitch thats high maitenanced: oh ew look those clothes they are not brand named!!!!! i only wear brand name cuz im shallow and im spoiled and a biitch slut whore fag cunt prick etc....im so sexy.

by jennylovesean April 26, 2006