Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.
by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005
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When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.
Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020
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Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009
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by kjjhvdhukydz March 17, 2007
Get the Boston Logger mug.Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!
Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude2: Excellent!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude2: Excellent!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar
by EvilNobby July 31, 2009
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