Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Light In The Loafers

Refers to the way some effeminate men walk.

As Maurice sashayed across the room, Celeste noticed he was light in the loafers.

by Crystal Gazer April 18, 2010

Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.

My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.

by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009

Loaf you

1.Another way of telling your friends you love them without using the word love.
2.If you know someone who loves bread.
3.If you love bread so much you use bread words when you talk.

J: Luff you sounds like loaf
K: Loaf you!
J: I loaf bread
K: I loaf you like bread

by Howez August 6, 2008

debra lafave

The hottest pedophile ever. Convicted of having relations with a 14 year old boy(my idol), serving 3 years house arrest. Extremely hot.

Joe: Did you see that 14 year old kid who had sex with that teacher?

Me: Debra Lafave! That kid is my hero!

by bmd123 December 9, 2007

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

sugar loaf

An ancient measure used in Europe to sell imported brown sugar similarly shaped as bread loafs.
The famed mountain in Rio de Janeiro city, Brazil received this name from early explorers as having the same shape as sugar loafs.

Dutchmen sold sugar as a sugar loaf.

by Jaybona October 11, 2009