A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.
Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
by Scuzz bros September 16, 2023
a load of laundry comprised of whatever you need clean, first. Usually consists of t-shirts, skivvies, jeans, white socks, and a towel or two. You'll get to the rest of the pile later. Really.
- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.
- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.
"Dude.. the game starts at 3 but you can drop by anytime after 2. "
"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"
"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."
"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"
"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"
"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."
"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"
by Gary Straynge November 08, 2011
by Jack de wack May 08, 2008
HIV POS looking for charged loads tonight, must be hung.
GWM with AIDS looking to swallow charged loads.
GWM with AIDS looking to swallow charged loads.
by Tarot Card Reader July 23, 2010
Loaded Lux is a freestyle Friday champion known for spitting more intelligent and complex punchlines like this one:
"boy reachin my TIME, preaching my RHYME, I'm reaching a leaf when I CLIMB...vines leapin for LIMElight... suave beats to my RHYME, these rappers are like 4 year olds and coloring books; gotta keep em in LINE."
"LADIES: Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself!
RAPPERS: You knew better you do better."
"boy reachin my TIME, preaching my RHYME, I'm reaching a leaf when I CLIMB...vines leapin for LIMElight... suave beats to my RHYME, these rappers are like 4 year olds and coloring books; gotta keep em in LINE."
"LADIES: Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself!
RAPPERS: You knew better you do better."
by ConsciousHipHop November 16, 2007
by kortmann May 06, 2007
Transporting such significant amount of illegal drugs to the point if caught, you're going away forever.
by papaknockishere June 25, 2018