Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
by gongjio January 31, 2023

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower
by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!
Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
by Bummer753 June 6, 2024
