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Koala Crap Potato 

The best potato type in the universe
Only J is a Koala Crap Potato
Koala Crap Potato by Nujra October 6, 2020

Koala Surprise 

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
Koala Surprise by Strikefv October 17, 2023

Koala Harris 

A dumb bitch who don’t know what she talkin about
Damn that bitch koala Harris is dumb
Koala Harris by Fart donkeybutt October 7, 2020

koala bear 

Animals that are especially adept at climbing.
Mimi shimmied up that stripper pole faster than a koala bear!
koala bear by Mimi B. February 27, 2008

koala hugger 

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"
me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man
koala hugger by CarlTheShanker November 6, 2003

Koala Bearing 

A form of hugging, when one person jump into anothers arms wrapping their arms and legs around the others body, like a koala bear.
I love Koala Bearing all my friends.
Koala Bearing by LesbianDani July 7, 2011