Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Klasse

Klasse, slang for dick - Most commonly used together with "Hest", which in this case means horse.

Hey nick, your schlong is as big as a Klassehest!

by KnowerOfW0rds January 8, 2020

k1aused

The act of getting piss drunk off of Kettle 1 Vokda.

I don't always get K1aused, but when I do, I drink Kettle 1.

by drinkmaster November 27, 2012

Klaus

Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).

"Wow, I'm glad I brought a Klaus. I practice safe-sex."
"Hooray! Klaus just ate godzilla and mothera!"
"Sweety, I know you want to marry a Klaus so badly, but I think we all know that's not happening."
Ice cream man-"Hey there kiddo, what would you like?"
Boy-"I'll take one Klaus, extra sprinkles please!"

by Darthfoley August 3, 2010

klauber

one bad-a mofo

That guy's pretty cool, but he's no Klauber.

by 5ku11 February 3, 2010

Klaus

A simple but effective warning issued between close friends, when one or both of them have been or are about to go rogue. (Normally accompanied with a quick eye nod and slight raising of the eyebrows!)

*Friend lets off a fire extinguisher inside* "Klaus mate. Klaus"
*Impatient friend wants to leave the smoking area and head back inside whilst you're talking to a hot chick* "Klaus mate, Klaus"
*Friend drops his second pill of the night, 45 minutes after the first!* "Jesus mate, klaus!"

by Kingof leeds May 14, 2015

Klaus Nomi

Ultimate wierdo, a German pop-opera singer from the 70s. Rumored to have sexual relations with David Bowie, and is one of the first gay guys to die from AIDS. To be called a Klaus Nomi is to be labeled as a fuckin wierdo

Dan drank his own piss. So Klaus Nomi

by Beisner March 29, 2005