keaster creeper

gay termonlogy for someone creeping around anothers ass or keaster

DUDE!!QUIT BEING A KEASTER CREEPER!!!!


man that guy over there is a total keaster creeper

by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

Kelster

The name my mother has given her self and now refers to her self in only third person. Every time something gay happens that she perceives is cool she says "that's kelster way." But this problem is of hers has caused a ruckus in the family. Today she is the gayest person to ever gay.

* something gay happens*
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"

by Baavisakerr June 14, 2016

kemster

To have weak memes

Grace is a kemster.

by MemsterKemster January 20, 2017

Keeter

Most likely to get all money from mommy and daddy instead of a job.

Come on dude, don't be a Keeter and work a little.

by Cash_482 January 31, 2017

keefterpiece

Keefterpiece is when you are feigning what last few nugs of your weed is left. So you fill your bong with some tree and then add Keefe from the grinder to it on top and it's a like a masterpiece but a Keefterpiece!

Bro, this is a sick keeferpiece! Amanda, do you have anything left for a keefterpiece?

by PearlQueenn July 24, 2017

Keister Bunny

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018