A dude who likes making
music and is-if judging on musical standards and not personal bias-pretty damn good at it. In my personal
opinion a great screamer, but that's not for everybody. Come on folks, shut the fuck up about him being a "god". If you actually got any of his
music you'd realize he's just dicking around when he acts like he has an
ego because existence itself doesn't matter at all and he knows that, so why not let your anger and other demons out in a song so you can move on with your day?
In other
words? Stop being that dude who listens to Sober and goes "This song is about me and my girlfriend. -Sob.-" No, no it's not.
Oh and by the way, kudos to someone for finally writing a song telling fans who rag on their band to
fuck off. If you actually listen to Hooker With A
Penis, it's directed at fans who are like "ONGZ THIS SOUNDS TOO MAINSTREAM!" and the fact that they support the mainstream just by listening to Tool because you're still giving money to record companies run by corporate fatcats, thus creating awful hypocrisy.
Tool (ironic): Oh my god, Maynard James Keenan is such a god, I wanna fuck him all night long cuz he's like so
hot and relates to me so much. Listen to Sober! It's such a great song for when you're feeling bummed after a breakup.
Non-tool: ...I think maybe you're just
retarded and don't get it. Like, anything about life. At all. I don't even know why someone would bother trying to explain this on
Urban Dictionary.
