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lemme hit your juul bro

that one mooch that wont get their own juul and just use up everyones pods like just get your own jesus fuck.
dude 1 "lemme hit your juul bro"
dude 2 "fine but dont use up too much"
dude 1 *takes a fat rip*
dude 2 "fuck you man thats my last one"
dude 1 "lighten up bro
by juuluuluul March 13, 2019
mugGet the lemme hit your juul bromug.

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket
Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018
mugGet the JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocketmug.

juul

he likes apple and he swallows so hard... only blonde dutch girls like him
he's such a juul
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
mugGet the juulmug.

Juul

Hey bro can I hit your juul
by IdontJUUL July 6, 2019
mugGet the Juulmug.

Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.
“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”
by PatPat Patterson June 12, 2018
mugGet the Shoulda Had a Juulmug.

Juul

A retarded peace of metal that creates vapor all kids have them cause they are a bunch of queers that smell like horse cock and pussy.
Juul, we should make vaping metal

Me, sped ass bitch ass mother fucking cousin fucking lookin ass stfu.
by Yaboibilly69 June 20, 2019
mugGet the Juulmug.

Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
mugGet the Juul mimemug.

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