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dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008
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Troll Jousting

Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll
Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.

Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.

Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
by stock888 March 30, 2012
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joust

"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
by Beast Mode March 9, 2005
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dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008
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tongue joust

A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.

Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?

Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
by El Duderowski June 16, 2011
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Jouse

Jouse is another meaning for yes, it can be said with an accent as well.
Person 1: "Are you going to the party tomorrow night?!"
Person 2: "Jouse."

Person 1: "Have you taken the English test yet?"
Person 2: "Jouse, I think I failed because I didn't study."
by Nikjord January 11, 2012
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Bitch Jousting

A sport in which two guys each get a girl and have sex with them from behind. The guys then play rear admiral and try to ram their respective girl into the opposing girl with the goal of knocking her out. The loser is the guy whose girl is knocked unconcious first.
Pat and Ian played bitch jousting last night. Pat's bitch toally cracked her skull on Ian's bitch's shoulder and got knocked out.
by hipp5 September 21, 2006
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