Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

action johnny

Holding a girl up while fucking her only using your own strength, then switching holes in mid air and keeping going full speed.

The pornstar was very sore after I gave her my signature action johnny.

by conjecturecycleflowmax November 28, 2010

Johnny Rotten

John Lydon

Genious, Started something original until everyone jumped on the Sex Pistols bandwagon, and fucking ripped them off.

Shitty street punk is the result of people wanting to be them.

Way cooler then you.

by TheShocks. July 11, 2004

Johnny Gat

A Charachter in Saints Row and Saints Row 2

Johnny Gat: "Thanks for busting me out, Aisha would have killed me if I got executed"

by shocksock August 28, 2010

johnny knoxville

the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!

the end

wow. i saw johnny knoxville and had an orgasm. oh golly.

by alinaandelenarock June 27, 2008

Johnny Depp

Hotter than Orlando Bloom.

Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom

by NOT MIKE HARMS December 28, 2003

Johnny Depp

The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.

Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.

by Nicki November 15, 2004