johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

johnce

Slang term for the male sexual organ, the member, the cock. Diminutive form of "Johnson".

So I woke up this morning and drew the curtains, when I heard a scream from the street below. Turns out my johnce was poking out of my underwear, and old Mrs. Glick from down the road got quite a shock.

by Idi 'Big Daddy' Amin June 29, 2010

johnsen

one who is fasinated with the male genitalia

wow look at that fag he is such a johnsen

by jeremy694/ January 21, 2008

Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..

I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.

by Wkdwill April 3, 2008

Johnner

Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.

He's my Johnner friend!

by indianaprincess January 3, 2011

Johndess

I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.

A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp

son of olga and dimitri

When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm

gorenstein

"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"

Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline

by Buk Lau whoeversusng this is a August 6, 2011