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JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal
johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
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Johan

Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.
You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan
by Hahahihihaha December 11, 2016
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is Andy Johan gay?

Is Andy Johan gay? a commonly asked question. Nobody knows if he's gay, straight or even human. who is he? what is he, and is he gay?, Andy Johan or Andy Johandy is a well known Musician/Youtuber in Denmark, he is the maker of the award winning album "kast mig i havnen" which translates to throw me in the harbor, Andy's videos are boring for The most people, But some people, just about 101 people are extremely attracted to him and his videos, they understand him, and they help him, and in exchange they get videos, music, livestreams, etc.
guy 1: hey have you heard of the new game that's coming out?

guy 2: yes, but is Andy Johan gay?
by Lil_Dick_Gurl_666 September 11, 2018
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johan

johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.
"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"
by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024
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Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with
Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night
I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan
by Dormanor June 5, 2024
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Johan

johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him
yo johan kinda gay ngl
by ventilover69 May 29, 2023
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