A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.
He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.
He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.
{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!
by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010
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You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right
You are no longer my friend Steve
Bu...
NO
You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right
You are no longer my friend Steve
Bu...
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by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020
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by HeroSalmon December 9, 2020
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A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.
A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.
I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!
DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.
DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.
by fuah666 February 28, 2009
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Get the Jacob Burns mug.Another one of the Twilight fandom's gay little ships. One who sides with Team Jacob will:
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires
Team Jacob supporters tend to be less aggressive than the Team Edward supporter, though they are not a force to be dealt with.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 10, 2009
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This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.
This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.
by ecoli!inthespinach October 2, 2007
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