Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

karl-johan

An ugly butt tall guy who’s cousin is fat as Fuck

Have you noticed how tall Karl-Johan is?

by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Johan

Typical word for a black orangutang.

Johan was roaming the jungle

by Ranvir Singh May 15, 2023

Johan

white fallen angel who like cheesecake

If u see a white boy at subway with pretty eyes and a han jisung pc he’s probably johan

by Prettychannie November 20, 2021