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Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018
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Luna-jimed

To be corrected on your astrological knowledge in an anal manner; almost patronising in nature.
"omg last week Lana totally Luna-Jimed me on Pluto facts; feltpatronising"

"Bessica was telling me about the mercury retrograde and I had to Luna-Jim her, she can't be spreading misinformation"
by binguswingusfingusbess July 23, 2021
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Jomble jipped

To mess something up, an error to an attempt; "
aww man, I JOMBLE JIPPED that relationship to it’s core. . . "
I was so drunk, I JOMBLE JIPPED every word That came out my mouth. . .
by ocean panda October 9, 2023
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drake jumped the shark

Drake use to be on top of the world with songs like God's Plan, Hotline Bling and many more until he thought dissing Kendrick Lamar was a good idea
Friend 1- *glazing Drake*
Friend 2- Bro you clearly haven't heard kendricks song "Not Like Us"
Friend 1- *speechless*
friend 2- Drake was ok but after the beef with Kendrick.. Drake jumped the shark
by MJ.Out.The.Way July 16, 2024
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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