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Jewish person 

I’m a Jewish person and I really like to eat bagels.

Jewish piñata 

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.
Jewish piñata by M Smoov July 15, 2009

Jewish Lightning 

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
Jewish Lightning by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Jewish Supremacism

The belief, theory, or doctrine that the Jewish people are superior to all others and should retain control in all relationships.
not all jews believe in Jewish Supremacism

jewish barbecue

To burn down ones own home or building to collect insurance money
They were able to go on vacation this year and build a new home, thanks to their Jewish Barbecue this spring.
jewish barbecue by HAshMAn September 4, 2014

Jewish wraparound 

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
Jewish wraparound by Paul Rael January 7, 2011