dirty jenson

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i have dirty jenson

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!

Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

Teoman X Jeison

When Teoman and jeison are getting shipped
Teoman and jeison like to kiss and make out vigorously

I want to see Teoman X Jeison everyday

by ISISBallRipper7253825383829 November 26, 2023

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025