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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 6, 2018
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Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
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Jared

Basically God himself.
Dude, I worship Jared everynight.
by Fuckme456 January 14, 2018
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Jared

A reluctant sword smith, women tend to trip over their tongues as he passes by. usually reviled by other males for having mythical penis girth. Usually compared to god like figures such as Zeus and Thor.

one of the greatest Jared's was delivered to planet earth in 1975 via non earth like space craft - is also allergic to Kryptonite.
probably the best all round rooter in the solar system, women have been known to gush uncontrollably and pass out at the mere sight of his powerful index and middle fingers - so he wears ski gloves in public - or hand prosthesis.
Once pointed at chuck Norris and Barry Dawson in a pub and told them to leave, Barry ran, Chuck fell to his knees and orgasmed uncontrollably - he wasn't wearing any gloves that day.

Everyone should nickname their penis Jared.
Fuck! I thought he was at the fortress of solitude! I better leave town, I heard he wants to fuck my wife and sister!

"Jared" I thought HE was the god of thunder, maybe he's Thor's Grandfather?
by Rooster 00027 October 14, 2011
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evil jared

The bonging of an entire bottle of Jaegermeister, as made popular by Evil Jared Hasselhoff of The Bloodhound Gang.
Jesus Christ...I did an Evil Jared the other day and puked my ass off...
by Kennybear February 24, 2008
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Okay Jared

a general term to say someone is lying.
Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.

Person 2: Okay Jared
by Why Are U Yelling January 9, 2009
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Jared Leto

An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.

Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'
Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?
by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011
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