Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 06, 2018

kludde

A wierd little ball of fluff, a bit similar to a Kirby except it's blue or purple instead of pink

Hey, you're totally a Kludde! I mean look at that fluffy hair of yours!

by Kirbylove November 02, 2017