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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never
fucking
learned how to read is a
vine
reference used by nostalgic people who miss
vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M
19
AND I
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNED HOW TO READ
Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
by
Kirbylove
May 6, 2018
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kludde
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A wierd little ball of
fluff
, a bit similar to a Kirby except it's blue or
purple
instead of
pink
Hey
, you're
totally
a Kludde! I
mean
look at that fluffy hair of yours!
kludde
by
Kirbylove
November 2, 2017
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