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police informants

Police informants are bitches or "snitch bitches." They are mostly previously caught wannabe drug dealers that turn rat when facing criminal charges. If executed correctly, they could get a police paycheck for their efforts. They don't want to face criminal charges or go to jail so they live a life of shame. Even though they act as friends, they're just faking it to get information from you that leads to an arrest. They could never be trusted. They are desperate to make new drug-dealer friends to promptly turn them over to the proper authorities. When extremely desperate, they could even turn over their best of friends just to report a new bust. They are very dangerous. Buying drugs from police informants count as a drug bust to local police enforcement. Even more so, they are encouraged by the police to sell drugs to younger kids and destroy their lives even if they had no previous criminal history. Hence the "Fuck the police," "Snitches get stitches" and "Snitches end up in ditches" expressions. To clarify the latter, police informants usually get murdered for treason or raped in jail if placed in the general population rather than protective custody. This phenomenon in the "war on drugs" could be explained as "easy busts" for local law enforcement. Wannabe drug dealers are being arrested as an easy bust to justify the local police enforcment's anual federal budget aids for criminal investigations that lead to the arrest and conviction of high-profile drug dealers.
Ex. Man, these police informants are all over the place, let's get the fuck out of here.

Ex. He used to be my friend but now he's working with other police informants and I don't talk to cops.
by G-SLAP M.D. / Rx October 8, 2015
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information highway

Information highway is the internet. The vast amount of information available to you in your home. The information highway makes cool things like the urban dictionary available to the average person.
Dude #1 "are you hooked up to the information highway"
Dude #2 "Yes, I have a dsl conection and it smokes"
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informatics

A combined form of a number of computer-science disciplines. Like if you study a lot of different things in computer science, the course is known a an informatics cource.
who the hell really cares about informatics?
by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005
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Informalitive

adj. Being informative in an informal way.
The professor taught the class in an informalitive way, using vulgarity and slang, while still getting the point across.
by D.O. Steel January 24, 2009
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Informity

The act or state of being informed.
"That politician is lacking the informity I thought he had."
"The scientist displayed his informity while making points at the debate."
by SeveranMal May 30, 2016
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Informance Art

Practiced by mainstream media, especially the Big 3 Cable News services, Fox, CNN, & MSNBC. Taking the truth and swaddling it in a tapestry of untruths and exaggerations to appeal to a certain demographic.
That story by Rachel Maddow was Informance Art at its finest, it made me think Republicans really do eat babies.
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zoon informatikon

As a modern spinoff of Aristotle's "Zoon Politikon", it designates not the "political animal" (the human as a being that yearns for social interaction), but the "informational animal" (the human yearning for knowledge).
William Gibson's vision of the Zoon Informatikon may seem more and more relevant each day, but hasn't become reality so far.
by brandnerd October 7, 2010
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