ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

IP theft

Yeah, except America does it too but to American citizens apparently.

Hym "IP theft is a big problem nowadays! Someone should do something about that and make sure that the rightful owners of IP are both credited and paid for their contributions to society."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2025

Turi ip ip ip

This fantastic choice of words are the blessing from the lord or a curse from the devil.

"Hey bro my dad just passed away."
"Turi ip ip ip"

by Lord Banan I July 20, 2022

Ips

Insane peckerwood syndicate. A white separatist prison gang.

My ex is a member of IPS. He's always in and out of prison.

by zallirog September 28, 2022

turi ip ip ip

A song by the name of Electro-Light - Symbolism. This is a first line of lyrics, and these types of lyrics can be gathered by listening to the song by different perspective (for example Avicii - Levels, aauuughsomtims igongotfeling yeah). Usually used in rap battle memes.

Joe (Electro-Light - Symbolism):
turi ip ip ip
ip ip ip ip tsha ik
ip tura ip ik
eugh eugh isha ik turisha

Mama (Calvin Harris - Summer):
Wenomechainsama
Tumajarbisaun
Wifenloof
Eselifterbraun

by Notmelol123 June 9, 2022

turi ip ip ip

lyrics to Symbolism by Nocopyrightsongs. Became a meme after people realized the sounds actually sounded like the words "turi ip ip ip". Became a fast rap battle contender with other misheard lyrics like "wenomechaniasama" and "nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin"

Whats your favorite song mine is despacito
Mine is turi ip ip ip
But you didnt have to cut me off....

by oeirtw June 10, 2022

IPS

Abbreviated form of "Inconvenienced Penis Syndrome." The state in which men bundle up any important feelings, but feel the need to raise attention to every minor inconvenience that everybody else deals with in silent grace.

"Why's James getting all arsey now?"
"He says that somebody on the bus got in his way when he tried to get off."
"Oh, so nothing important, just IPS?"

by RippoInSpace December 13, 2020