iPhone 5

Something people who have an iPhone 4S but have never used an iPhone 5 would call terrible.

George: Dude the iPhone 5 sucks. My iPhone 4S is better.
Mike: You've never even used an iPhone 5. And you're wrong.

by nobadguy September 29, 2012

iPhone Gayness

A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents

Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.

by stud0987 August 2, 2012

iphone nazi

iPhone users who think the iPhone is the only phone anyone should ever use. They defend it and harass others who are not iPhone users.

I walked in the Apple Store with my Samsung and everyone looked at me like I had 3 heads. They're all iPhone nazis.

by TellTail January 23, 2015

iPhone

An iPhone is an overpriced line of smartphones released by Apple annually for the casual market. Usually behind the competition and is labelled as"premium", just for the price. Also is considered "innovative" by Apple and it's legion of amatures, contrary to reality.

Casual: Hey, got the latest iPhone 467s Plus Air!
Sane person: Why? Could have got an Android smartphone with better specs for a fraction of that price...
Casual: But, but, your jealous!!!! It's innovative and you hate cuz you can't afford one!!
Sane person: Whatever, just saying. No need to justify the fact you got ripped off.

by NoFilterDictionary February 28, 2016

iPhone "Ex"

A name used by a common breed of people (usually categorized as noobs) to refer to iPhone X, as they don't care to know that it's pronounced as iPhone "Ten".

Noob :- I asked my dad to get me a new phone!

Me :- Awesome! Which one?!

Noob :- Nothing else other than the iPhone "Ex"!

Me :- (rolling my eyes) Good luck getting your new iPhone "Ex"

by IntenseJK May 19, 2019

iPhone

A brick with a touch screen that claims it's a phone even though we all know everyone uses it for anything but calling people,
includes braindead games, listening to music, watching youtube videos, and taking pictures, because that's what phones were made
for.

iPhone Fanboy: LOLz OMGsh did u see the new iPhone? i got it and i play all da gamesh all day!
Normal Guy: ...You realize that anything you can do on the iPhone you can do on other devices like a computer or camera?
iPhone Fanboy: ur jusht jealous cuz u dont have 1!

by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013

iPhone 4

The iPhone 4 apparently: "Changes Everything Again". It features many things that phones (if you are Steve Jobs) have been un able to do before like calls, texts, web browsing and video. It even has totally new technology called "Face Time" which is not to be confused with video or conference calls as that never really took off.

Some Guy: Hey is that the iPhone 4?

Mac Fanboy: Yes, it''s got all sorts of cool new features and it's really easy to use.

Some Guy: Well I hope your iPad won't feel left out or redundant.

by Sir Meh September 19, 2010