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wood green

A big shithole in north london where people have no common sense except to open schools and shops
People in wood green know only four words:fuck, bruv, ayy and chicken
by dj mojo November 13, 2013
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Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
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Inna Woods

Going into the woods, and supplies/weapons with which one would go into the woods.

Can mean many things, whether it be going into the woods for some plinking or to survive the apocalypse. When you wanna shoot your Inna Woods SKS or if SHTF you know where you'll be.
Yo dude, SHTF and I've got a Inna Woods party up, you in?
by tekwerk January 19, 2011
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Wood Barn

extremely large ass, one with perfectly round proportions. FIRM, TIGHT, JIGGLY...basically one beautiful ass.
Ashley has one big ol' wood barn.
by K-B-K sandwich August 5, 2008
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delta woods

Example: Hey bro wanna join me at delta woods (Wink) (Wink)
by Duse King58 December 12, 2018
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getting wood

1. The act of attaining an erection.

2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.
Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.
by Ludwigofid December 1, 2015
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neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006
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