Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW April 27, 2012

Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 27, 2011

Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.

Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

second sendester

This is when ur a senior and like it is second semester and u have some work to do but instead of doing work U JUST SEND ITTT.

Should we rip this bong in front of Ms. Volain? Fuck yeah dude it's second sendester!!!!

by nostale_justmango November 29, 2017

53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.

Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.

by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010

second wind

to get a second burst of energy after the initial burst has left th persn fatiued

i was tied in the 4th round but in the 5th i got my second wind and knocked him out.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

second line

a jazz marching band. usually in New Orleans. you can see these people (marching bands) play music with instruments such as trumpets, saxaphone etc goin in a parade after someone dies.

"We gon second line Soulja Slim" -B.G.

by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004