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Impregnator

A viciously sexual predatory beast. Always has the urge to have unprotected sex, and carries it out between 13 - 666 times a day, each with a different woman. A virgin girl would lose her innocence in mere seconds, just through plain eye contact with one, and girls as young as 2 are rumoured to have had to take contraceptives after being in the same room as one. On the off-chance you happen to involve in sexual activities with one and they do use a condom, that will still not be enough to protect you from the might of a horny impregnator.

Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.
Luther: "Mum get down! He's here!"
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"

Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"

Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!
by Mr. Death and Suicide January 23, 2020
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pinpoint impression toy

A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.
“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”
by Komical September 29, 2009
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impurity

1. One of the most brutal deathmetal bands to emerge from the Florida area.
2. A band that combines new and oldschool deathmetal to create their own brand of madness.
I just found Impurity's website at www.demonicdeath.com
by mostbrutal August 13, 2004
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impressionalistictivity

Something about just about every person that shows that they are part of the human race and they take what is shown to them, and accept it as the truth no matter what, and that they need to do certain things that are in the "mainstream culture".
I hate your impressionalistictivity.
by djnogo November 29, 2003
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Impregnating the DMs

When you slide into the DMs but you just fill them with dank memes.
Guy 1: Hey what are you doing duuuuude?

Me: Oh just got done Impregnating the DMs.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~
by Applesowce8572 March 16, 2017
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Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.
Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.
by LB Catz December 3, 2013
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not impressed

well it basically is you give up being the coolest guy in town(cause you go out and the babes are on you like shit on a stick) to go boarding and then it dosen't happen
Gibbs had a night of tang planned and he forfited the evening so he could go boarding the next day. to his dismay boarding did not occur.
by sell out January 31, 2004
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