hypocristic

combo of hypocrite and criticism.

Gary called the class hypocristic after they made fun of him.

by estrins class October 17, 2017

hypocratization

(verb) when one attempts to point out numerous examples of another person or group's hypocrisy without ceasing, despite repeatedly ignoring one's own (or one's own group's) examples of hypocrisy in an effort to "win" a debate or argument.

Jane: Yeah, Bill is really all about hypocratization to "destroy" his opponent without ever really assessing his own faults or follies. This is really going to become the downfall of our society.

by mattygabe June 26, 2018

hypocrisism

It was invented by Joshua Comacho one day in Algebra class. Our teacher, Sister Perry, wouldn't let him have candy so he said "This is Hypocritism!" It can be used in any instance where you feel as if you're being treated fairly but you just big mad.

"No one gets candy!" Said Sister Perry. "Can I have some?" Replied Joshua. "No!" "THIS IS HYPOCRISISM!"

by EmoCracker January 13, 2019

Hypocratic Right

In a Hypocractic form of government, the inalienable right to say one thing and do another, as exemplified by Senator Lindsey Graham.

'"Use my words against me" doesn't mean "hold me accountable"', said Graham. "As a Republican, I am exercising my Hypocratic Right to say and do anything I want to."

by Monkey's Dad September 22, 2020

Hypocrax

Cool DAWG$

We’re the coolest kids in school. We’re the hypocrax here

by The hypocrax February 8, 2021

Hypocrapathy

A blend of Hypocrite and Apathy, hypocrapathy is the behavior pattern of being apathetic if someone does a bad thing to you but being angry if someone ever does that same bad thing to anyone who isn't you.

Alice: Wow, your boyfriend's being real shitty. you should break up with them.
Bob: Oh, stop with the hypocrapathy Alice: your boyfriend is worse than mine, and you let him walk all over you. If anyone should be breaking up with anybody, it's you with him.

by hydra taxidermist September 3, 2021

hyprocrastinating

this is where you are doing anything in your power not to do something and panicking over it

Stop hyprocrastinating over that!

by nigelandbarbara July 4, 2023