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sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.
Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.
by IrX May 19, 2008
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spin the hookah

a game while smoking hookah with a big group of people integrating spin the bottle. Players take turns smoking and spin the bottle in the middle of the group. The person the bottle points toward after the bottle stops spinning must perform a shotgun, or go mouth to mouth to inhale the smoke, with the current smoker/spinner. Then pass it to the next person.
A group of people are smoking and playing spin the hookah. Jimmy lands the bottle on Amy. He shotguns the smoke with her and the game continues.
by backoffmoron February 1, 2010
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hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.
1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"
by CMurder July 10, 2006
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Hookah

A water pipe used for "smoking" shisha. Comes in various sizes, and is believed to originate in Turkey. A great party item and for those wishing to chill out.
It's debatable if it's as harmful as cigarettes.
If a health nut/vegetarian who lives off tofu and kale eats peanut butter, it probably won't be that great for them. But for a fat guy who lives off McDonald's and junk food, peanut butter is a better choice. Same basic principal.
90 year old Arabians who have smoked Hookah their whole lives are still just as healthy.
by maxamooray March 9, 2014
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Hookah

How much fo dat hookah?
by jipc June 10, 2019
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Polish Hookah

This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.
"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"
by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015
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Lippers and Hooks

The act of cock stabbing a hooker from behind while enjoying a nice wad of SKOAL in ones mouth. The hookers juicy starfish then becomes the spitter for that fat lipper ur enjoying.
Bell: Yo you guys wanna come to my bachelor party down in Atlantic City this weekend?
Dude: Hells yeah B Bell. Your fiance can't find out about you partaking in some Lippers and Hooks though.
Bell: Man fuck that bitch. I do what I want.
by B Bell April 29, 2013
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