hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Hospitail

An attractive hospital employee

I'm going to pick up a roll of gauze, a stretcher and a nice piece of hospitail this weekend.

by rdev June 2, 2011

Horse loose in a hospital

metaphor for Donald Trump being the president

"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney

by intense sneezers February 9, 2021

hospital high

really, really, stoned on ganja

smoking some weed with friends that was so strong i was hospital high

by ting June 9, 2006

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

holitis

(n.) inflammation of a body cavity or sphincter, particularly the asshole.

That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.

She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.

by Rob Porter December 31, 2007

hopital

another word for hospital. sam and damian, palmerton park carnival thinger

she fell and went to the hopital

by fahq nigger June 15, 2009