hoaxisyou

he is so damn amazing omg why tf are you so nice? ilysm always stay same king

hoaxisyou is cutest duh

by saanikaxo October 17, 2020

Hoagie bowl

A hoagie that is missing the bread element. A name that a herd of ignorami say when trying to fancify something. In this case, a salad.

Lawn at Wawa: Can I get a hoagie bowl?

Ben: You mean a salad?

by Bennehftw November 30, 2022

organized hoarder

A person who has mass amounts of stuff BUT who keeps the stuff in plastic totes, filing cabinets, bags Etc....like paper, crafts, fabric and such.

The organized hoarder had 50 grey 40 gallon totes with nothing but craftbooks in it.

by mrsshelton January 3, 2011

frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

post hoar

Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").

Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.

by Telephony March 20, 2015