“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”
by #imbetter July 8, 2023
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Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.
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Adjective.
1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.
2. Erin Murray
1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.
2. Erin Murray
by Shady Inference1 February 4, 2009
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"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
by derrick00762 January 1, 2009
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Get the Hypocrite mug.When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
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Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
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Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
by superlolocaust March 27, 2010
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Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012
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