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1. I like to steal from people then sell it on ebay!
2. Then I lie and say I got booted for no reason! But in fact I stole lots of stuff!
hikek by hikek-sucks October 2, 2003

hitch hiker 

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.
wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.
hitch hiker by kevon December 21, 2002

Lift Hiker 

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.
stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!
Lift Hiker by stu hix September 7, 2007

Kate Hikes 

An antisemitic troll name which switches the "K" and "H" in the offensive sentence "Hate Kikes". This is commonly used in online trolling communities to offend the Jewish community.
Person 1: Hey, this person named Kate Hikes joined our discord server. Who the fuck is this?
Person 2: Oh, they're just trolling. They hate Jews.
Kate Hikes by MrMrSb90210 October 6, 2022

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.
Hitch-Hiker by Big Mac March 8, 2005
Hikey is a sweet nice amazing girl she stands up for something she believes in she is a strong intelligent independent girl.She tense to push away the people she loves the most and always wants the best for them. Hikey loves family friends and who ever she is dating she would stick by your side no matter what
Hikey is a young talented girl
Hikey by Opal knows all May 27, 2019