hello motherfucker

1.A greeting usually to someone who stood you up, And never texted you back

Lenny stood me up and didn't show up, so i greeted him with the good ol' "hello motherfucker"

by thattrolltho January 24, 2015

Hello Kitty Girl

A Hello Kitty Girl is a type of e-girl which is attractive, and usually dresses up in like Hello Kitty. A Hello Kitty Girl could be violent towards any partner they have.

“Did you know my buddy Eric started dating a Hello Kitty Girl?”

“He’ll probably come home with a limp.”

by Lester The Moe Lester January 23, 2023

hellogoodbye

one of the coolest bands ever. they wear nifty little track shorts.

hellogoodbye is cool.

by dunno August 4, 2004

hello jello

the coolest thing to ever say when you say hi to somebody. Will definitly get their attention and if it doesnt, well they are gelatin.

"hello jello"
"hey who are you?"
"the coolest person u'll ever meet"
"i knew that"

by Normalest child February 15, 2008

hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

hello youtubes

wat muscian ronald jeenkes says b4 every song he plays.

"HELLO YOUTUBES!"

by SchniderD33 June 23, 2009

HellMOO

The best goddamn MOO/MUD every created.

Don't be a sexhaver, play HellMOO.

by goatmale May 15, 2011