Schuylkill Haven

A small town in PA where there are too many playgrounds and stores, nice old people, a decent school, weather is different every day, and people DON'T travel there. The guy who made the "Trace Mcsorley" song also made a song about the high school football team in this town.

I have never thought about traveling to Schuylkill Haven.

by cccx26 February 21, 2021

Havens to Hendrix

From beginning to end. Refers to the opening/closing acts at Woodstock.

That trip was an unmitigated disaster, from Havens to Hendrix.

by grpNiteroi November 16, 2011

snook haven

A huge penis

Matt MO has a snook haven!

by Monmol July 28, 2015

fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018

Pussy Haven

The place where you go to fuck.

I went to my girls house, but little did I know it was a pussy haven.

by Clitcruncher February 1, 2017

south haven

south haven is inbetween portage and valparaiso indiana. it has its own zip code, the mailing address of valparaiso, and the phone number of wheeler. its the hood. there is also "new" south haven and "old" south haven.

i live in south haven, the have.

by southhavenknight June 26, 2008

East Haven

A land made of marsh mellows and milkduds. The weather is always sunny unless its raining or cloudy. Rape happens here often but thats ok bc most of the animals enjoy it. The town is ran by two zebras in rain coats but they hate each other so there always fighting over their bank accounts.

East Haven Town Hall

Zebra 1: hey rocky, hows your bank account

zebra 2: Ayy ohh ayy, why do u care?

Zebra 1: im just asking, why do you have to be a wise guy ahhh.

Zebra 2: Ayyyy!!

Zebra 1: Ayyyy!!

by Chewy bubble gum man March 20, 2011