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Hamani

A Hamani is a loving loyal caring person who will do anything for you in times of need and entertainment. He ia very creative and smart, he treats people with respect and dignity.
Hes such a Hamani
What a Hamani
by Bigboiyeet December 11, 2018
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hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.
I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!
by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006
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Hamas

An organization founded in 1987 with the aim of establishing an Islamic state in Palestine.
In early 2006 Hamas won legislative elections in the Palestinian territories, ending the secular Fatah party’s hold on the Palestinian Authority and challenging Fatah’s leadership of the Palestinian national movement. Hamas continues its refusal to recognize Israel or renounce violence against Israelis and, since early 2008, has conducted one suicide bombing, which killed one civilian, and numerous mortar and rocket attacks that injured civilians. The United States has designated Hamas as a Foreign Terrorist Organization.
by Dancing with Fire April 9, 2013
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Hafsa

Can be typically found in that one girls bathroom no one uses. She is the shadiest bitch you will ever meet but also the most beautiful. When you first meet her, she seems like your typical shy girl. You will later realize that this is not the case and that she actually spends her free time roasting literally everyone. She is an absolute savage.

Most of her friends (if she has any) are goth. If you ask her why she is always alone, she will simply say its by choice. This is because she hates everyone. Do not get on her bad-side, I fucking swear she does black magic.
Billy: So I asked Hafsa out the other day.
Robert: What'd she say?
Billy: She told me to come back when I figured out how to grow eyebrows...
by zuki0 August 23, 2016
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Hamas

Hamas is a unisex Arabic name that is used to describe beautiful enthusiastic people.
People with this name are often positive and social butterflies with very attractive personalities. However they can be quite pissed off when someone does the (Hamas or fatah) because they've heard it a million times but was never funny to them.
Let's ask Hamas if she wants to join us.

Will Hamas play with us this time? He scored the most last time we played!!
Does anyone know where Hamas is?
by Karak drinker November 23, 2021
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Hamsamich

A word used in the place of vagina.
"I can't wait to eat her Hamsamich"
"I was all over her Hamsamich."
by Schroker September 28, 2009
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Hamas

Hamas is a Palestinian political party and a military organisation that is fighting for Palestine and Palestinians.

While Israel and Western countries label Hamas as a "terrorist", there's no evidence that Hamas is a terrorist. The real terrorist is Israel and the Western imperialists. They blame Hamas because they want to hide their own crimes against humanity.

We must support Hamas. We must support Palestine.
We stand with Hamas!
by I Stand With Palestine October 30, 2023
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