hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

by chefsayso March 3, 2007

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

Slop Hammer

It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities

I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...

by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009

punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

by Willys warriors October 11, 2018

Spam Hammer

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.

1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.

by Thos February 10, 2005