Hamburger Helper 

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

Hamburger Helper by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

Hamburger Time 

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

Hamburger Time by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009

Hamburger meat 

Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.

Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.

Hamburger meat by Gee El September 5, 2012

neil hamburger 

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.

A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.

neil hamburger by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007

hamburger with cheese

A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).

You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.

hamburger with cheese by werdo terdo May 12, 2010

hamburgerlered 

To be completely robbed of a good app experience by a "hamburger" menu in a mobile app due to feature obfuscation.

"Oh no...Jenny was completely hamburgerlered today. She never found the settings."

hamburgerlered by appdesignfail July 2, 2014

Hamburger Hug

A Hamburger hug is usually between three people, usually your friends or family, and happens when two people perform a regular hug and you or a friend, include yourself into the hug by hugging one of the two people each other, tus it becomes a hamburger hug as one person is being hugged in the middle (the pattie) and two people are hugging on the outside (the bread).

Try to imagine 3 people, two people regular hugging and one person in the middle.

1. My two besties, Christie and Joline were hugging and I gave Christie a hug from behind and yelled "HAMBURGER HUG!". Christie was like the pattie, and Joline and I were the like the bread.
Now the Thrid Wheeler is included! YAY!

Hamburger Hug by SomeChuppy July 24, 2014