Gurnick

Word used to describe someone that’s an absolute ferret/loose cannon

Oh would ya look at Shane he’s a right aul gurnick

by Juice Martyn October 21, 2020

gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

gurns

A slang term for ecstasy pills

Let's get some gurns for tonight

I can't believe I got gripped with 25 gurns in my bag

by Horatio McBull June 21, 2008

Gurnsing

A powerful desire for something that is generally seen as unhealthy or unworthy of effort.

I'm Gurnsing for a McDonalds right now

by Alex VDH February 9, 2019

Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

by Obella & Ellaron October 26, 2019

gurney my deck

Giving oneself a very sloppy, deep-throat blowjob.

I need to work on my flexability so I can gurney my deck.

by SlurpieJoe June 26, 2020

Gurnoor

Gurnoor is someone who doesnt give up he is extremely loving caring and kind hearted but he is also someone who doesnt take shit from anyone if you fuck with him he will end you also he is great at sex and really handsome his jawline is amazing and also he is highly intelligent Gurnoor is like that handsome mafia guy who gets all the ladies and no one messes with him i would recommend all girls to be with Gurnoor and all boys to not fuck with him.

Girl: Omg is that Gurnoor hes so hot i just wanna rip his shirt off

Boy: Bro is that Gurnoor dont fuck with him i saw him beat up 10 guys with a knuckle duster last week.

by WLONWUSK November 22, 2021